Lady gaga pokerface parody

Give me mum x2
I want chocolate now x2
Chocolate give me chocolate now
Repeat verse
I wanna eat them like I eat my chocolate munch it crash it like it melt it eat it all up having all this food is making me fart all the time

Oh oh oh oh ohhhh x2
I can’t stop help me now
Oh oh oh oh ohhhh x2
Shut them up I’m trying to write a song

Interview with Agori

Agori what is your ideal friend?
I like friends which laugh at all my jokes, I also like friends which aren’t very girly (their annoying) I also don’t like people who don’t have a creative or open mind.

How did u feel when u left your BFF in Spain?
Well I was very sad I wanted her to come with me even though I don’t see her every day I still see her in Spain on holidays.

So how do you like Uganda?
Uganda is ok but unlike Spain, you can’t do lots of stuff and I also miss walking, on the streets but I love it when its hot!!!!!!!!!!!!

my wierd life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3

As I said, my life was changing. it was sooooooo crazy right now. The next morning I told my mum-Mia, my dad-John, My older brother-Thomas and my tomboy sister-Amy (older sister and a slightly bit Crazy).
But they all didn’t believe me, my mum just laughed so did my dad, Thomas was too busy staring at his new credit card and, Amy well that’s a whole different topic. My mum started thinking I’m crazy cause, I told her the same story every day she arranged for me to meet a PSYCHIATRIST!!!!
The psychiatrist was actually quite annoying but every time I tried to sneak-out the door started making a stinking creaking, sound so they turned back to look.

By Brenda lugwe

My Wierd LIfe 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I said my life was so crazy now I was popular I hadn’t been embarrassed for the whole day, and even the bullies were nice to me. That’s when suddenly my life went back to bad my bike broke everyone started talking about me again it’s like this was all a prank on me then went back to good again my life was so weird right now. …………………………………………..

My Wierd LIfe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today morning I woke up and I knew my life would be horrible just as any other day for, example yesterday I fell in the mud on my way to school and everybody was staring at me and sooner or later people started whispering about me and laughing at me. And the day before I took my brothers spider man lunch box by mistake and everyone kept on teasing me.
But my life wasn’t I was in a good mood and when I got to school everybody wanted to be near me, but the weirdest thing is I got a brand new bike with my name Amy and it was sky blue.